THATS FREAKING NASTY!!!

Are you ready to see some of the nastiest things ever. NO, not Miley Cyrus pole dancing, or Lady Gaga's latest costume (Maybe!!!). No, these are the worst of the worst. I mean, crack addict living in your basement nasty. First of being, well, probably the worst advertizment ever.

<- IKR, eew

(Rate:5/10 (EEW)) Thats so nasty. If your one of those people who just look at the review. Viewer Discression ADVISED. This is the nastiest commercial ever. It's almost as bad as Chuck Norris and Elmo having a baby... RIGHT NEXT TO YOU... I mean, its all fine about the hockey players puking, but then the referee has to get into it. Its so nasty.

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K, so next up is a video about sneezing. Nasteist thing ever in the history of this blog, maybe... Well either way, here it is.

and just for fun, one more slow mo before comments...

(Sneeze Rate:8/10) OK, first off. I love the sneezing video, I mean dude, thats freaking nasty. I really find it hilarious that each sneeze has to do with the people's personality. I mean, there's that one guy with snot going everywhere all over his mouth, towards the camera man, and just about everywhere. I bet he has an explosive attitude. And the one lady in the dress. She must be damn Brittish or somthing, I mean, snotting everywhere all elegently. Its funny, if you look, she tries to keep a strait face while sneezing. Its freaking hilarious.

(Snowman Rate: 1000/10) Holy crap. This video is so funny. I mean, even Arnold Swartzenburger or whatever is showing some emotion. (4 all u Simpson Movie fans) I mean, he can't even show emotion as a president. "I was chosen to lead, not to read." What a retard. Anywhey, props to the snowman. I mean, he probably has a family. But no, this idiot goes and blows himself up, "4 SCIENCE". I can feel the emotion already. Kind of like I felt an angry emotion at Lost. Damn show made me waste my life just to find out their all dead anywhey...

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This last one is a trumpet player. I mean, its hilarious, and pretty nasty.

This is one of the best videos on youtube. I mean, she totally pulls a pantstainer, and its freaking nasty. I love how she farts and looks at the judges like "Oh shit, there's my career." (Kind of a pun in shit because thats probably whats hanging on her pants right now) I mean, I have to give her props, she was nice, honest and if you watch the actual tape later, shes a good singer. The only thing is, her singing didn't make her famous, it was her ass...

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Some people just don't get entertainment. Look at Justin Beiber, OK looks, feminine voice, and a pregnant girlfriend. I would call this Hollywood except for the fact he sucks. The only reason people like him is his face and beginnings. I mean, what about you people in San Francisco, those street drummers, or them Chinese, I swear all their kids could play piano before they were 2.



(Rate:8/10)SO, this video is about two years old but all I can say is this video gave Beiber a boner. I mean, this kids gots skills. If you didn't watch the whole video, the beginnings slow but suddenly the kid picks up and kicks some ass. Props to the 2 year old making Justin Beiber look like an retard infront of everybody.

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The truth is, there are some people who just know how to entertain, like this little baby who is probably one of the cuddliest little guys ever. I mean, this video has been up forever but its hilarious. Don't you wish this little kid was ur little brother...

(Rate:7/10)Dude, I think this look scared away Beiber's puberty. (Enough With The Beiber JOKES!!!) But seriously, this kid totally beats out the piano playing cat, that retarted cat put my grandma in a Mental Hospital 4 weeks. Oh, and 2 all u cat lovers, why the hell do you love cats. Their retards who hate u when u love them and love you when u want to pummel them with a freakin 6-iron...
(Cat:But Randy, we love you.)
(5 minutes later)



Last vid this week is one entertainer who is the best out there. This 200 pound kid is selling beer on the street. When I say kid, I mean some 12 year old brat. Probably one of the best videos on the web, Fat Kid Selling Beer...

OK, not only is this kid funny, he's fatter then Jay Leno. I mean, to get change for a dollar, he steps on it and gets change. I mean, if you melt this fatty down, New York will have power for a month. Jee'ze this kid is fat. The only thing thats stoping those cheezy pick up lines is the two layers of fat in the way, I mean, he has Brittney Spears boobs, and hes a boy.

SO, the last thing I do for this blog is a question to keep the comments up, so...

If the hottest chick/hunk at your school asked you out, what would you say?